Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart. Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person! Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Funny 'O' level answers

Funny Exam Answers

As a teacher I mark 1000s of exam papers every year, generally this is pretty boring but it can be enlivened by spelling errors and other daft ideas.These are actual answers to English GCSE exams taken by 16 year olds.

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Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

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In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

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Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

* In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

* Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

* It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

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During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

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The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

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My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.

“ Jesus, Please Help Me.”

I wanted to give it at least one mark, but it wasn’t in the mark scheme.

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Funny Science Exam Answers

# When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
# The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
# A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
# When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
# For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
# The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
# Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
# Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
# To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
# Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
# To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
# Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
# Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.

# Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
# H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
# Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
# Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
# Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
# For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
# To prevent contraception use a condominium.
# Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Super Funny Japanese Comedy!

A lesson of English Lesson with a twist! And they are not supposed to laugh!!

SSP Outing

Having a SSP, which is my department, outing today. Reached Marina South at 2.30 pm but have to wait for some more of the people to arrived. Well our outing is playing arcade the whole day and have steamboat dinner in the night. Play and Play and Play until night where we had steamboat dinner at 'zhen fa live seafood'. They serve live prawns and crab!! But don't dare to cook it live as it's really terrible to see live prawns jumping on the hot plate. Ouch! Well ate until about 8.30 pm before going home with a full belly!

A Day To Remember

A day to remember today!

Sick 病

Felt so sick the whole day today. Having running nose and as the day goes by it gets worse. Plus today have to OT cause of some stupid unit keep making stupid mistakes that we have to wait for them to redo and redo AND REDO. FOR 5 FREAKING TIMES. BLOODY HELL. Wanna Kill them!

Friday Night!

It's a Friday! Our whole department took a half day off since there is no work for us. Went home and sleep for a while before heading out in the evening for dinner with my camp mates at the Esplanade. Ate at the glutton Bay, eating hokkien mee! Delicious!!! It's really really nice! After that went to Philanders for a beer where they serve beer in 1L mugs. It's really a BIG Mug. But I ordered the 0.5L mug cause 1L is just too much for me. The beer will turn warm before I could finish it. Prefer a nice cold beer! Hitched a ride with a friend home, but before that they detoured to Geylang to look at the red light district night life. Drove into those small alleyways where there's those budget hotels littered with prositutes. It's really shocking to see so much of them! It's more shocking that some of them are very pretty and look like those demure girls! And as usual, those alleys are littered with perverted men looking for a great time. Reached home at 12. Tomorrow is our Singapore's Polling Day!

Jasmine's Place

Saturday

Afternoon went for guitar lessons, quite a smooth day, played better than last week. Then stayed around the shop to look at some of the new guitars and do some test drive, I like the Parker guitars! Feels so smooooth.... Then sat and chat around with my teacher and the shop owner, listening to them play. Came back chatted with Dear for awhile before she headed back to her studies.
Went to Jasmine's place for a little get together with some delicious snacks and liquor. Leroy was the first one to reach there, followed by me, Hushie and Lynn. Later in the night followed by Ewan and Ryan. It's our share the latest news and thoughts about the future get together. Plus Jas announced that she's leaving for the United States for internship there. I think it's a good exposure and worth it since she was paid quite well for it. Most of the girls seem to be leading a jet setting life, for either studies or Jobs. While the guys will worry about the time we get to work in society after graduation. By that time we will be almost 30. Gosh. After some chatting we watched Gothica on HBO till 2 am. Then we guys living in the east say good night to Jas and Peishan before heading home to snug in our beds.

Sunday

Driving lesson today. Entered the circuit for the FIRST time. Man it's damn messy lah, lots of cars crowding around. Very confusing, don't know where to turn, my instuctor almost ended up screaming telling me to turn into different lots. Hell how do I know to turn in which hole? There are like so many lots to turn lah! At least get to experience the CIRCUIT for once. There will be more chances for me to familiarise with the warzone. Lol.

A Place To Be With

I was searching for a place to be in, right here be with you.
I was searching for a dream to be in, maybe I choose you.
I would walk the end of the world, just to be with you.
I would hold the mountains, brave for you,
baby, waiting for you!

I had our memories, all of my life with you, I will love you.
This is our memories, just to be here with you.

All alone down here, will you take me back, wanna be with you baby.

Coming to May!

Having SMP again. Everyday come to camp having a sad face haha. People were wondering why am I so sad. Well SMP lar! Really tired of going to camp. Waking up bloody early in the morning, going to camp to see what shitty welfare they give us. No place to sit, eat, rest. Just expecting us to work like robots huh. And there's a new spanking Spec Mess which does not open at all? Hey we pay $$ for that! And we do not get to use it?

Down Day

Today was quite down. Went for my guitar lesson but I wasn't performing up to expectations. Still making quite a lot of mistakes due to bad playing habits. I have to change the bad habits first to play better. It's gonna be hard but I have to do it to be a better player! Meet Yanru today for coffee at Starbucks in Tampines to chat around, sipping coffee talking abt starting some courses on Astronomy. Talked till about 7 pm before heading home to modify my guitar.

For Good!

From S.O.F.T Forum, For those who loves our local music bands:

Music For Good (MFG) and Aging Youth Records (AYR) have collaborated on the For Good! CD compilation, amassing 14 homegrown acts under an umbrella to raise funds for MFG, a charity organisation dedicated to using music as a delivery channel to help its constituents. The proceeds from the album sales will be channelled to fund MFG’s youth outreach programs and its operation costs.

You can have a preview of the album at our MySpace page at www.myspace.com/agingyouth. All tracks contributed by the acts are previously unreleased, ranging from outtakes to remixes to tracks from upcoming albums.

For more details on Music For Good and how you can volunteer, log onto: www.musicforgood.org.

The compilation album is proudly sponsored by Bar None. And the official launch of the album will be held on Monday 8 May at Bar None (320 Orchard Road, Singapore Marriott Hotel Basement) with Documentary In Amber and Stoned Revivals showcasing their talents.

The track listing is as follows:

1. The Observatory – This Sad Song (Remixed by Rennie Gomes)
2. Camra – White Hearts Lane
3. Stoned Revivals – The New Way
4. Electrico – Hello
5. MUON – Against the Grain
6. B-Quartet – Catwalks
7. Lunarin – Absolution
8. Ugly In The Morning – Carousel
9. TypeWriter – Enemy
10. Elise – Massive Earth
11. Astreal – This was Wallflower. (Remixed by MUON)
12. Phorous – The Glowering
13. The Love Experiment – Orbit Around Me
14. Documentary In Amber – Turnstiles

Work

Sometimes it's hard to be a Seargent, you're just stucked in between your superior and men like a sandwich. When you are nice to your men, your boss F you. Bad, your men F you. Though usually will get the first one, cause your men will always chiong with you. The men will help you do many of the stuffs you need. So treat your men well haha. People attendance is always so hard to track, cause human beings has two legs which are meant for walking and wondering about. Haha guess no one will understand what I'm saying except those Specs.
Working the whole day, but it's quite enjoyable for today cause there's no stress when doing today's work. Simple and relaxed with us guys shooting each other with funny insults while working.
Weather's been having it's daily season changes, in the day was scorching hot while approaching late afternoon, it's raining heavily. Can't it wait till we reach home then rain?
Today while going home, my female seargent told me something worth pondering. Does your heart reflects how you look like? If you are the perverted type, do you have a perverted face? A kind hearted guy, do you have the face of a saint? Of course some of them are not true as there will always be some wolfs in sheeps clothing. Lol.

Zouk Night

Went to Ewan's house for a German themed party! Had sausages and Hoegarden, with cheese on crackers, chocolate fondue. Yum! Left later to go to MOS. Outside was damn bloody crowded. Supposed to meet my friends there but they have went in. BUT MOS cover charge for that night was freaking expensive lar! 42 bucks to go in with only 1 free drink? Luckily I still have Alvin Ho who was also late. Didn't go MOS that night. Instead he and I plus his friends went to Zouk. Cheaper! Great night there, great music and dance, argggh miss my leng mui!

Long Weekend

Woo Hoo! Long Weekend! Took half day off today. Cannot resist the temptation of a well needed break after so much shitty work. Reached home, changed went out to buy a game to entertain myself when I'm not caressing my guitar. Tomorrow will be celebrating Leroy's Birthday at Ewan's House + going to MOS in the night. Party! Party!

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary! This is the day that we met and fell in love. Thus starting this lovey dovey journey!
Sorry didn't come online yesterday night cause I was on duty. Gomen!
Yes and this is the song that written for you...

One Night

I'm walking in circles in the streets
How do I feel the rhythm of the beat
Every now & then can I say
How Do I meet you
Love is Following you

Every night I'll say good night to you
How do I fall in love
Love me now just say to me
How do I choose you
Love will find me too

I walked around the lonely streets
Every night I'll wait for you
When you come to say to me
I'll be loving you
Love will find me too

Dah dah dah dah
Dah dah dah.......

Saturday Wasted

What a wasted Saturday. Early in the morning went to work end up waiting for hours and hours to just to get their computers working properly.... Until 3 plus then it's up and working. Came home at about 5 plus, took a bath. Forgot it's my cousin's 21st Birthday until my mum reminded me! Went to her birthday party, such a coincidence saw one of my camp mate who was actually her JC friend haha! Such a surprise! It's a another tiring day...

Tiring Day!

Today's ammo work is really tiring! Working and standing for most of the time I felt my back is going to break! Wah Am I getting old? There's more tomorrow!

Hello Kitty Guitar???

While I was surfing for guitars, saw this Hello Kitty Guitar website! Hahaha I saw a Doremon guitar but not a Hello Kitty Guitar!! HAHA CUTE!

Jogging DAY!!

Finally!! I got to go JOGGING!! It's Raining in the afternoon but the rain stopped after that. The weather makes it even better for some jogging. Tired but satisfying!

High End Guitar... BIG DIFFERENCE!!!!

Today's guitar lesson, not very smooth. Having lots of difficulty with new notes. Went for a test drive on some Fender Stratocasters today. Actually wanted to buy a guitar already, but the guitar my teacher recommended was gone.... sold to satisfied customer. Sad sia. But tried a few other ones. WHOOOO the feeling of playing a High End guitar is really different AR! The strings are easier to press on and play resulting faster playing speed! Wahhh must save more to get a good one! Waiting for the Progress Package $$$ now!! The Guitar is about $1400. MAY! GOnna GET one NEW GUITAR!!!
Went to watch Ice Age 2 at the New Cathay building beside Plaza Singapura. The Theatre is REALLY BIG LAH! Wah lao the grand theatre is as big as those opera theatre! Any way Ice Age 2 is so-so meant for kids. But the squirrel and his Nut stunts are damn funny!

Thursday

Took a half day off today. Been feeling very tired recently, must be the lack of exercises in there. The days are not going to be better. It going close to slavery instead. Upper Management expect the men to work like shit and no rest plus have to do even more duties. What the hell? Going for a jog later to destress!

Monday Blues

It's Monday again, hit by the Monday blues cause there's lots of stuff to do at camp. Met a super idiotic 1st Seargent from the NDU. Basket wanna slap him in the face, come late still wanna give stupid lame excuses. Tsk. Having SMP again, bad mood!

Happy Birthday Yanru!

Saturday

Celebrated Yanru's 21st Birthday on Saturday at a function room in Aquarius By the Park Condominium. Met up with Huang Qi at the bus stop before going in. It's pretty simple celebration where all her friends are there to celebrate and it's like a huge gathering. Handed her her present which is a handbag. Haha now can reveal what we bought for her. Neil came later after his activation excercise at camp. After a while, we played a game called Bingo! And it's like we have to buy tickets at a $1 each and the accumulated money will be the prize for the winner! In the end there's 2 winners. Ended like around 10 plus before going to Ngee Ann Poly for some huge star gazing event. Just came back there to look around, stayed until about 3 am before heading home. Can't take it, I'm getting too old for this. I wonder if Neil walked home....... lol!

Sunday

Slept like a pig until Ewan called me to go for lunch at 1.15 pm. So met up with Hushie, Jasmine and Ewan first to Marina Square. After that headed to TCC in Millennia Walk for coffee while the rest of the gang arrives. After some chatting and suffering under the cold aircon, we left and went to Suntec City for German fair. Nothing to see there la! Boring. Dinner at a Russian restaurant in Arab Street, the food is nice. First time trying out russian food. There's a russian drink called "Kvas" (Pronounced as Quas). It's bread drink. It's tea made of Bread! YES! Bread! At first it smells like beer, then as you smell carefully it smells like bread. Taste a bit like beer.. but it's not alcoholic. Oh it doesn't taste nice hahaha. The drink looks alot like drain water. Lol.

Mystery Package!

Went out today with Huang Qi to buy birthday present for Yanru's Birthday. Hiaz again buying gifts for girls are difficult! Why? Cause there are too many things for females! So need a female to buy things for a female! Finally after some walking we bought the stuff! (Can't say out cause it's top secret!)
Reached home at 10 pm and found a little brown package on my table!



Thanks Dear for the package! What's in the package is really sweet!

"The certainty of sudden passion is beautiful but the uncertainty certainly is more beautiful......"
Still, Love at First Sight!!!!

Another Tiring Day! When will it End?

Extremely tired and sleepy now. So tired that I just skipped my daily workout. Come'on let me ORD faster!!!

Sleepy Sunday

Woke up at 7 am to go for driving lessons. After that went out for breakfast and outing with my family. Came back at about 3 pm. Wanna fall asleep when 'dear' came online to chat. Well that kept me going for awhile! :> After that had a little nap to recharge some energy, trying not to sleep too much as it's work again in the early mornings again...

Boring Saturday

Today went to K-box at Cineleisure with batman, Juno, ah ming, Alvin Tan and Alvin Ho for some sing-song-play-mahjong session. Haha ok just sing song. It's a pretty short session as it's the the march school holidays and the rooms can't be booked for very long. Best song for the day is First Love. Whole day singing like shit. Lol. Wnated to go the the Esplande to watch live band performing but was too sian to do that. No one to accompany me sit there and enjoy the music geez.

Jason Mraz

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you.....JASON MRAZ!

He'll be performing at the Esplanade tomorrow! Too bad can't get to see him live.

Endless Story

Sitting on the chair, spinning around. Sat beside, waiting and waiting. Just waiting for you. It's special Anniversary!

Tiring Day

Tiring Day, finished duty yesterday. But sleeping in the spec mess is one of the greatest comfort you can get. Watched a Japanese Movie "NANA" on Sunday. Didn't know what movie it was, but it seemed to be adapted from a comic book. Anyway watched it and it was a really good movie! It's really touching and has really nice songs. It's abt 2 girls both coincidently known as Nana, one who is a demure girl who came to Tokyo to find her boyfriend and another to Tokyo to start off her new life. Mostly about love story but it's really well done and touching. Sob~ Sob~ hahaha.

Just Realised 11 March there's 2 of my anniversary! One is my enlisment to Army and the other is a special one!

Wala Wala In Holland V

Went to Wala Wala in Holland Village! It's my first time going to Wala Wala, if you don't know what it is, it's a pub with live band playing. Supposed to meet the gang at 7.30 pm but guess I was late. Bought Heineken 1-for-1 for $11. That's cheap! 9.30 pm, the start of band named "UnXpected" playing. They extremely entertaining and they play really good! One of the very best live band I ever heard. The Lead Singer Shirlyn was cracking cute jokes plus singing great songs. Nice. One complain abt Wala Wala, that it's really small in there and thus very squeezy plus ain't enough ventilation for smokes. The pub's full of it when full. Overall Yeh UneXected is good!

Happy Birthday To March Babies

10 March

Went to Toa Payoh at 1130 hrs to meet up with my SSP department people. After that up to Sakura buffet restaurant for lunch. Well there ate and ate until full full. After eating still got mini celebration for March Birthday Boys and ORD personnels. There's still 2 cakes somemore! Wah cannot eat any more! Haha, took some pictures and then we all packed up to go our own ways. Some of them stayed for Karaoke while other went for the IT fair at Suntec. Me of course went to the IT fair as I wanted to buy something. It's really crowded there! Walking for a few hours in there really kills our legs. Damn tired! After the IT fair, went to meet up with Jasmine and Cherie at City Hall for dinner with the LEAGUE. Went to some indian restaurant "Pershan" recommended called Ala~lecture~me. HEll dun even know how to spell it out, dun bother trying to pronounce it! Dinner with Jas, Cherie, Peishan, Leroy, Neil and Marcus. It's pay as much as you want thing. But don't know what's the concept is about until we paid for it. And we forgot to pay for 1 more person lor! Wah lao so Pai seH!!! If you wanna know what's the concept is about, ask Pershan AHhaha!

Plus: THanks for the Card and "HORNY" T-shirt and underwear!


21st Birthday Boy


Cakes!


Bday boys and ORD ppl


Bday Boys


ORD


Kissing Boys


Cherie the Fish


Cherie and Jas


Cherie and Pershan

Passed Another Test

Took off today to go for driving lesson at 1 pm. Then drove around to familiarise with the different testing routes. There's a total of 10 Driving Routes! That's alot! Went through 5 routes before stopping at the Ubi testing centre to take my Final Theory Test. Studied abit for it dunno whether it's difficult or easy. Found the test quite easy although very tricky cause it's just testing your common sense again. I was praying to pass before clicking the 'submit' button and Whola! PASSED! Whew! Went down to the registration counter to book my practical driving test immediately but was told that I need a printed result slip. I thought the examiner said that the results will be captured in the system plus she said that the printer is down so have to go to the Traffic Police counter to get my results. @^%#%$!*%. Took a number 707, servicing number 651.. WAH LAO! Just as I started to wait the printer suddenly turned online. Hmmm funny. Went to test the printer to print my result, HEY It works!! LuCky! Then went to register for my driving test again. Wah the next test date is in August. That's a really long period of waiting time! Going to some indian restaurant to eat tomorrow!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Weiching!!! Now you are another year wiser wish you. Since the days of poly, you've been a great girl who dare to say what's on your mind and a great music teacher! Always team up with Yingfang to bully me too. Lol.

When Something bad happens, it happens!

Super fugging tired! Was in camp for more than 24 hours on standby on Sunday while going on a mission. This mission should be able to end fast if everything goes smoothly but when the worst happens, it happens! From the start of our mission till standdown, lot's of unexpected shit happening non stop. It's really the worst case SCENARIOS (PLural! Not Singular!) From 7 am, bad things happening in our home base to other bases. Returning to home ground was not spared as another spate of unfortunate things happening again till 3 am. Some were really WTF funny. Anyway everyone in the team was damn tired, our poor officers were also beaten down by fatigue. The next day I had my duty and stupid unit pulled a stunt again. Basket, should arriving at 0530 hrs, it came at 0730 hrs to collect their ammo for range. LATE LATE LATE! Wanna F them upside down, inside out but was just too tired. Nevermind at least they gave me more time to sleep. I got the feeling they are going to pull another stunt again when they are returning their ammo!

Anyway here's another list of Army Lingos to Entertain you:

Pull Stunt ('Chu' Stunt)
Doing something unexpected which is not going to make other peoples life easy.
Example: Basket, that guy supposed to be on duty 'chu' stunt again went to report sick!

Chao Chee Bye
The most popular used phase when something bad happens...

KNNCCB
When something REALLY bad happens....

Macdonald's Extra Value Meals
Extra duties for you sir?

Upsize (for your extra value meal)
I'm sure you wouldn't want this.... and you don't have to pay extra 50 cents

Pokemon
Alternative way of arrowing. Pikachu! I choose you!

Why Don't you be good little boys and listen
Why can't you just follow instructions???

Spreading butter on your backside
Prepare to get F*ked.

F*ked left, right, up, down, inside out
Getting F*ked badly

Hoootttt!!

It's Freaking hot these few days. The sun's shining down in the afternoon cooking us like baking bread in an oven. Just working in the storehouse can sweat like hell. Today was a busy day, spent time trying to figure out how to use a computer program. Finally finished updating my work done before fall out! Whew! Tomorrow I'm on off! Going for driving lessons!

Happy Birthday Hitori!

Happy Birthday Hitori! Well today can't even celebrate it due to work committments. Reached home at 730 pm! I wanna thank my friends who wished me happy birthday! Peishan, Ryan, Yingfang, Weiching, Peiling, Ivy and my Army friends! Wanna really thank Shirley for the surprise phonecall in the morning! So sweet of you. It's nice to hear your voice again!

Nice Little Card

Received a very nice card from Chaozhi in camp today! So nice!! Thanks for the card and ang bao!!! Thanks to my sis for the cute little present too.

Sunday

Went out with Yanru today. It's quite a while since we meet up. Supposed to meet up with her at 3 pm at Marine Parade. While she said she's walking from Katong to there cause she just finished her tuition lesson so it will take awhile. Well I waited for 30 min walking around Marine Parade area. This place is full of kids!! I almost fainted in there lol. Finally she reaches, we walked around looking for a place to sit and chat. Too bad all coffee clubs are full. So decided to watch a movie at Suntec. Chose Pink Panther, well it's quite funny but very 'kua zhang'. Just an average no brainer film. Shall watch Munich with Neil the next time. After the movie went for dinner at Carl's Jr since she wanted to try it. It's a day of conversation cause we just keep talking and talking until we reached home. Now my mouth is so tired due to overworking of muscles hahaha. Topics from Tuition to Neil, Neil to marriage, marriage to Ruide, Ruide to Astro camps, Astro camps to Selene, Selene to putting on weight, then to birthday celebrations then to Rich Dad Poor Dad. Amazing!

Plus! Learned to play Green Day's song on Saturday!

One Night

I'm walking in circles in the streets
How I feel the rhythm of the beat
Every now and then can I say
How do I meet you
Love is following you

Every night I'll say good night to you
How do I fall in love
Love me now just say to me
How do I choose you
Love will find me too

I walked around the lonely streets
Every night I'll wait for you
When you come to say to me
I'll be Loving you
Love will find me too

Dah dah dah Dah dah dah dah.....

I walked around the lonely streets
Every night I'll wait for you
When you come to say to me
I'll be Loving you
Love will find me too..

Dah dah dah Dah dah dah dah.....

So close yet so far

Thoughts for the day

Ever felt the special feeling of holding the hand of a girl for the first time?
Ever feel the comfort of hugging someone close to you?
Ever felt that this person could be the one?

Monday again

It's Monday again. Yup there's always the dreaded Monday Blues that everyone hates. Bought a new phone on Sunday to replace my defunctioning nokia 8250 which can no longer call, only sms...


Nokia 6030

Too bad the army camp don't allow camera phones so have to get a pathetic non-camera phone(and it's more expensive than camera phone!) Ok it should last for another 2 more years. Well tmr will be on off, yay! Rest day! Just stay at home and practice my guitar skills!

A Day in Sentosa!

Woke up at 10.30 am today. Was supposed to wake up at 8.30 am, my bloody phone hanged at 7.30 am. So no alarm, shit I'm late. But never fear! The rest of my army friends who I'm meeting are late too haha. Took a cab to Harbourfront, then recieved a message asking me to buy big bottles of water. )&^&%%#. Lugged the heavy load to the bus interchange to meet them. Luckily I don't have to carry it to sentosa haha cause the rest of them have to carry it since I bought them. Heheh. Reached the beach there finding a nice spot for us to camp. It's a hot sunny day! The sand is sooo hot that it's burning your feet! Played beach volley ball with all 9 guys! Lol, they were desperately trying to find girls clad in bikinis to join. Well of course too bad they had no luck with it. As it's getting really hot, off we go into the the water! At about 3 plus it started to pour! CAT 1!! Packed up our stuffs and walked to the nearest shelter where we resumed our ball games in there. At 6 pm, the rain stopped and we packed up, hungry and tired back to Singapore for dinner and home......

Photos from Batman:


Welcome to Palawan Beach!


Playing beach ball


Ruiming playing witht the hammock


Into the water!


Someone's taking photos of girls lor!


Black clouds coming...


Toh Liang, Batman and me

Busy Week

It's been a busy week for me! Lack of sleep, panda eyes appearing! Well, created yet another new song. Outz.

Happy Valentine's Day

Wish all the couples and friends a Happy Valentine's Day! It's a day for romance between couples and friendship gatherings. Though it's also a day of disappointments where aspiring lover boys get rejected from their dates. Lol. Well I nv really celebrated Valentine's day except a special year where I folded flowers for the girl I wanna go for hahaha! It's a normal sad fairy tale ending after that. Well this year got Duty. Going back to camp later to celebrate it myself ahha. Happy Valentine's Day Hitori! Happy V day to all the girls.

One Night in Zouk

Went out to Zouk on Saturday night(Surprise! Surprise!) with 4 of my army friends. Well it's my virgin trip to Zouk and Clubbing as well to the other 3 friends of mine except one who went before. We first meet up at Tiong Bahru Plaza for dinner before heading there. WELL 5 of us first timers didn't plan our route well, we don't know where is Zouk! Laughable! We took a bus to Great World City, however we walked the wrong direction to Zouk. Instead of walking towards it, we walked further from it almost going to Orchard. After sensing that something was wrong we turned back and walked the correct direction, after walking for about half and hour! Reached there about 10 plus and waited for another friend who was driving to Zouk. Guess what? He lost his way too. Finally after some leading directions we managed to get into the Club. Gosh I was the only one who needs to be checked for legal age! I'm 21! Argh! Anyway it's still early in there, not much people. Tried to find a seat to chill out first, we managed to find some just nice for us guys to sit. Beside us was a pretty girl just sitting down, was bored at first so just turned around and chatted with her. Found out that she was from Hong Kong for a holiday visit. Had a nice time chatting with her especially most of the time trying to overcome our language barrier. From then on is drinking party time. Had Volka Ribena, Volka Redbull, Volka Lime, Tequila shot(didn't finish it cause I dun wanna get dead drunk again), Tequila Pop(My opening drink) and Flaming Lambohgini. That's alot of drink right? Hell lota! One of my friends after a few drinks got dead drunk, gotta carry him. Luckily I sorta control the input of alcohol so I'm just tipsy not drunk. The girl got a little drunk too so just gotta send her back to her hotel safely. Managed to send everyone back home bringing one dead drunk back to my own home. Geez see? Bad thing to be dead drunk. It's a quite an experience for me first time in Zouk. Think Ain't going to clubbing again. It's an expensive chilling!

My Dream Girl

Woo hoo! Cute! First Met her in Kou Kou Kyoushi.

I Not Stupid Too

Went to Marina Square with Neil to watch I Not Stupid Too. Gladly to say that it's a good film. It's funny and has really tear jerking scenes that will make you cry. I'm sure some of the parts everyone of us can related to somewhere during our schooling days. Just found out from Neil that Huizi was working in Marina square at Venezia outlet. So went to visit her at the shop. Got to sample different flavoured non-fat icecream. Durian flavour taste bad. Bought a small cup of chocolate icecream, didn't expect Huizi to gave me such HUGE scoopfuls of icecream! Holy shit the icecream was overflowing! Managed to finish it haha Ahhhhh....yum.
However a good day was ruined by my younger sister. I was walking to home when I saw my mom waiting downstairs looking worried. Apparently my sis went missing after sending her bf off. This crazy girl didn't want to let her bf go home, then when he forced his way home she went on a crazy spree. I don't know what's on her mind she having this crazy madness like suddenly crying like a mad person whenever talking on the phone. I wanna bitch slap her to wake up her fucking idea. She's getting to dependent on her bf.

TELL YOU LITTLE GINNAS AH. YOUNG YOUNG SMALL SMALL GO INTO WHAT RELATIONSHIP? YOU FUCKING STILL DUNNO WHAT IS LOVE SHIT ALL THAT. THINK YOU GROW UP ALREADY HAH? TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOUNG ADULT. I SAY FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND. GO AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR STUDIES UNTIL YOU REACH ADULTHOOD. AND YOU LITTLE BOYS SO YOUNG GO POKE WHAT EAR HOLE. EARRING VERY NICE HAH? WANNA BE CHAR BO IS IT? POKE POKE POKE, I CALL CHANGI AH GUA COME AND POKE YOUR BACKSIDE THEN YOU KNOW.

Luckily at least we know where she is. Stupid sis.

Back to NP

Took an off day and when back to Ngee Ann Poly's Open House to accompany some of my army friends as they are going back to reapply their enrolment to resume their poly studies. Anyway got one of them is also a biotech senior so just went to the new LSCT block to have a look. Gosh it's freaking far this time, plus he needs to find Dr Forday. Hence walking UP and Down looking for him, however still didn't managed to find him. (Just saw the news when I came home that he was on TV for creating a bread which contains live lactobacteria.) There are new courses now also like Nursing and Pharmacy. Saw Dr Koh too at the convention hall. Then waited for Qiao Xuan just to chat chat, sorry! Can't go for OB. Supposed to leave with Peishan and the girls to TCC but I got a visit to my Staff Sgt's house as his wife is cooking our dinner. Won abit of money gambling there lol. Hey Peishan's new hair style is nice!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Daniel!

1. The condom - originally made from Daniel - was invented in the early 1500s.
2. Daniel can taste with his feet.
3. About 100 people choke to death on Daniel each year!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Daniel state'.
5. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Daniel.
6. A lump of Daniel the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
7. There are six towns named Daniel in the United States.
8. Until the 1960s, Daniel was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
9. Never store Daniel at room temperature!
10. An average beaver can cut down Daniel every year!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Wow I didn't know I invented the condom!

First Day of New Year

Ohh first day of new year! Time to collect some ang baos! Went to my dad's side relatives to 'bai nian'. I think Chinese New Year is a time where all your relatives will gather together as we seldom seldom see each other and see how the children have grown up over the years. Usual ah chit chat, eat tibits, watch tv, addition of new family members etc. I'm sure most of us will find the google box more interesting though this year's tv programmes are sucky. Afternoon went to my mum's side relatives. Had dinner there and 'Lao Yu Sheng'! Of course not forgetting gorging on New year goodies. Last year I mentioned one of my cousins seemed to spent lots of time dressing up and having werid hairstyles. This year he done it again! This time I think he's seems to be going for a sex change lol. WELL Now he has this punk hairstyle and shaved eyebrows with possible makeup. I got another who is so into gothic that her style for that day is like some Corpse bride. Interesting relatives I have huh? It's fun to see how people changed every Chinese New Year, especially suddenly they got a makeover.


Nian Nian You Yu


What a mess!

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

China Idol

China Idol Amazing Singing!!

Elections Coming...

For those 21 years old and above you are eligible to vote.
Do check your name in the register of Electors at http://www.elections.gov.sg/

Memoirs of A Geisha

Watched this highly anticipated movie on Saturday night with Neil. The movie is good but I guess it can be better cause other than the beautiful scenes and story on the transformation from the young Chiyo to the beautiful geisha Sayuri. I have not read the book by the way but I'm sure they tried to follow the details as closely to the book as possible. However the bad points are the casts, Zhang Ziyi doesn't have the factor that makes the audience believe that she's Sayuri. The feeling is very different once we got to see the young Sayuri and the grown up Sayuri. Nope don't fit at all. In fact I prefer the young Sayuri where you can feel the saddness in her especially those sad blue eyes. Second, they are speaking in English! It's totally weird!! I just can't take it. It's like watching a Japanese Anime Dubbed in English! I'll prefer they speak in Japanese, it's more fitting to the culture. Overall 7/10 stars!

Just finished my duty on Sunday. Other than the boring and tiring day in camp, we got raided by monkeys! Hell they sneaked into our dining area and started stealing food from our garbage. Caught one BIG monkey (about half my height if it stands up) red handed when it was walking out, then I stomped my foot and try to scare it away. It didn't even budge, it just stared at me. Looking how big this monkey is, I didn't try out more scare tatics in case it decided to jump and attack me. After my prowl is over, came back into my bunk and found monkey shit on my bed!! ARGGG!!! HOW DID THOSE MONKEYS GOT INTO THE BUNK!!! Must be those monkeys exacting revenge on me by leaving 'gold' pieces on my bed only! ARGG got rid of the shit and changed bed just to be safe.. Luckily no more monkeys shitting in the night.

How I wish I can do that

Dinner and Music

Went to Marina Square on Saturday night for a short dinner with my friend at this mini eatery called "FIN" located near the exit of the shopping mall. It's kinda like a fish and chips outlet. Well ordered a seafood platter consisted of soft shell crabs, calamari, cod fish, fries, clam chowder and salad which we can't really finish the Fries! I think it can feed about 3 persons though it's meant for 2! Anyway the food is pretty tasty and plus they serve beers which goes well with seafood.
After that went to the Esplanade to see Shelley Leong performing at the Bay. The band is pretty good and her lyrics are kinda about life.

There goes my $200.....

I'm back! Came back after 2 days of shooting range. It was TIRING!!! For 2 days it was drizzling and raining the whole day. The day spent on shooting and waiting especially during zeroing of our weapons. The Range condition was very bad, wet ground, non working targets which never get shot down after shooting at it so many times. The frustration when your weapon doesn't want to cooperate with you. So you have to stroke and give it a kiss before you go for your shooting. Hahaha! I seen people doing that! Ya and during practice I was very very frustrated cause I keep missing my targets even when I'm pointing my sights right on target. Target up! Aim! Shoot! MISS! )&*%^)^*$^%*(!
In the end everyone did badly including officers and regulars. So everyone's $200 hope gone into the drain. Boo Hoo!

Ms Swan at McRonalds

This clip is damn funny! For more clips of Ms Swan, go to YouTube and search!

Densha Otoko NG

For those who can't get enough of Japan's Greatest Drama, here's a video of Densha Otoko NGs!

It's a Rainy Evening

It was burning hot in the afternoon! Then dark clouds came with showers of cold windy heavy rain. The rain quiet down after a while. Went to Bugis to meet up with Yingfang and Weiching for Hotpot dinner. Never seen them for a long time! It was pretty packed at the chong ching hotpot restaurant so gotta queue. It didn't take long for us to get a seat. It's like steamboat with 2 different kinds of food. It's quite ok, pretty decent variety. Ate till about 10+, then headed to Suntec City's Balaclava, but it was not open so next is starbucks beside it. Chill for awhile over there chatting till 12 before heading home. Thanks to Yingfang, Weiching and Patsy for the christmas gifts!

Welcome 2006!

Welcome 2006! May this year be a smooth journey for all! It's a year closer to ORD!

Driving Lessons

Today went for my first driving lesson! It's pretty hard the first time as releasing the clutch during first gear needs lots of control! Everytime my car moves very slowly when starting to move lol! But shifting gears is fun! We started first in a deserted road in Ubi then after about 1+ hours. It's about time to go home, my instructor allowed me to drive home sia! Wah lao now in the main road a lot of cars so pretty scary. There were a few cock ups like shifting gears without pressing the clutch on the way. hahaha luckliy I'm back safe and sound! Whew!!

Golden Rules Not to Get Drunk

NEVER ever mix hard liqour with beer!! It's a killer drink.

Happy Birthday

Hey Happy Birthday Neil! He was celebrating his 21st birthday on 27 Dec by giving us a treat at a Waraku Restaurant in Orchard. It's a really rare treat from him! Hahahaha. We are to meet at Somerset MRT at 7 pm on Tuesday. Rushed down from work to home then from home to there! Met up with Leroy and Ryan plus our birthday boy there. Didn't expect it was raining heavily outside and the girls are out there stucked at a place which they don't know lol. It's Neil to the rescue with his broken umbrella and trash bag! Hahaha. Finally met up together after some waiting and off to the restaurant. HAha we ordered and ate to our hearts content while Neil was secretly counting how much he's going to pay...$$$
Anyway after the yummy food, it's time to open up his presents! Well we couldn't find him a girlfriend which he wanted, so we gave him a C.K perfume to attract some females plus our usual tradition (some kinky thongs with birds!) Hilarious! I went home eariler cause I was very very tired, gotta get some sleep while the rest walked along orchard back to the MRT. Oh well so if any of the females reading this entry, do consider my very good buddy ya? He's cute, does anything that you want him to do, speaks some german, loves war and have a soft spot for cute mei meis! HAhaha! HAppy Birthday Neil!

MeRRy ChRiStMaS

Merry CHristmas! It's a festive of merry eating and drinking! Enjoy!

Happy Birthday

Today is one of my good friend Yingfang's 21st Birthday. The first time I got to know her she look so demure and gentle, but in actual fact it's the opposite. Hahaha! Dun mess with her she can do body slam on you! Hardworking and smart girl with lots of stamina when she's working. I'm writing good points for you ya? Wish you the best in whatever you do and hope we do have the time for chilling out! Hope you like the surprise!

It's Wednesday

Ho ho ho! Went shopping with mummy today with my 2 sisters. Well actually I was just going out just to buy a watch to replace my spoiled one. In fact 2 spoiled ones! The current old watch I was using just died as if it was short-circuited by an Electro Magnetic Pulse wave. (Hmmm is there some conspiracy of a new weapon of mass destruction?) The second watch which I got as a gift has some internal weather system, the inside of the watch is condensing with water droplets! Even after I opened it up and cleaned it away, it condenses again after a while! AMAZING, I can't even see what time it is LOL. Maybe there will be moss growing in it also hahhaha! Anyway it's send back to the manufacture's repair shop now.
Well bought a calculator watch which I think will be useful in my work as I always have to do calculations. Many of the times I have to face the horror of calculating large amounts of ammo when I forgot to bring a calculator along with me! Seemingly I can do mental calculations a bit faster than usual now *laughs*.
Walked to bugis, mostly buying books and Food. Shopping with my mum always ends up with lot of food. Munch Munch!
Yesterday's weather isn't so good. The air was still and stale that I was sweating like hell at home and almost gasping for air. Having a sore throat now plus bloodly thirsty the whole day, maybe getting the flu virus. Took some medication, hope will be fine tomorrow!

Super Mario Bloopers

Bored today, sharing this Mario bloopers flash video!

Quando Quando Quando

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me Quando Quando Quando
We can share a love divine
Please don't make me wait again

When will you say yes to me
Tell me Quando Quando Quando
You mean happiness to me
Oh my love please tell me when

Every moment's a day, every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way to a dream beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me Quando Quando Quando
Say it's me that you adore
And my darling tell me when

I'm so hooked on this song! Been learning this song for 2 lessons liao, progressing from simple chords to Jazz playing! Simpily addicted. Still needs lots of practice cause my fingers are all stiff lol!

Went to Jenny's Birthday Party at her house. Eat and eat, her mom makes nice and tasty dishes. Plenty of laughs when she was cutting the cake as cherie did the unexpected way cutting the cake plus crazy poses during photo taking! Happy Birthday Jenny on the 19 Dec!

Oh so Freaking Hot

These few days, the weather is freakingly HOT HOT HOT. Just out in the sun getting burnt like char kway tiao. Can just feel the raw energy of the sun. Isn't it supposed to be the rainy season already? Seems like SUMMER!!

Your Birthdate: February 28

You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away in shame. You never shy away from adversity - and you love to tackle impossible problems. Failure is not an option for you, and more than a few people are put off by your ego. You tend to be controlling, and you hate leaving anything up to chance. Your strength: Your bold approach to life Your weakness: You don't accept help Your power color: Bronze Your power symbol: Pyramid Your power month: October

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Hmmmmm wow some of it are quite true. The only thing that is impossible to me is chasing after girls hahhaha!

Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ) You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

Hold The Fort!!

I feel that my department is like the first and last line of Defence in a war. Faced with tight deadlines and most of the time crazy requests of ammo from units. We are like a few men faced against whole battlion of enemies coming towards us wave after wave. My Staff Sgt always says HOLD THE FORT! However reinforcements will never arrive one lor!

Not a Good Day

Argh this week is just so tiring with ammo keep coming in. My place is all packed full of ammo! Today I just felt very depressed and just feel like flaring up due to looking at people slacking away when you are working so hard for the past few days. Then when I thought it was over, I realised that I left my jockey cap in my friend's car when I reached home! Damn! I just feel like scolding, pouring out the unhappiness at them.

Blah Blah Blah

I seem to talk weird today, dunno why keep talking the wrong topic. Must be the Nogats that Jenny brought back!

Does Age Matter?

Watched a movie titled "Prime" today. Well didn't know what show it was, I thought it was some comedy film at first but it was actually a romance film! No wonder the whole theatre is mostly filled with couples! The film is actually quite good although a bit draggy, some parts are really funny especially when there is a twist of fate. The story is abt a 37 years old woman who fell in love with a young man of 23 years old! At first love was great for both of them, great attraction, great sex etc. But after a while the age gap starts to appear and starting to widen the love between them. So will they live happily ever after? Guess I'll not spoil the ending. *wink*

Chicken Little Spotted in Singapore!!

Hmmm seems that Chicken little has secretly arrived in Singapore to Save the World! Do the Numa Numa Ye!

Big Boyz Toyz

Tra la la! Went out with Ryan and Neil today to the EXPO for an exhibition called the Big Boyz Toyz! There also have the SITEX Exhibition! First is SITEX where inside they are selling lots of printers, monitors, laptops and mp3 gadgets. However I dun really need those items so it's not really interesting.. Even there's no babes at all. Hey but Big Boyz Toyz is different! It's what the title suggested, FOr the BIG BOyZ! Inside consisted of Babes and Cars! However must pay to go in lah. $8 bucks for SAFRA members. Well Ryan wanted to go in to shoot some photos of Bikini babes cause there's a competition held there. Met Lynn in there as she's working as........no not a model, but a promoter for a GPS road guide system. I think it's quite an nice show for us as there are some really nice eyecandies for us to look at especially the models from a company who makes car rims called HanKook. It's not really nice to say this (NC16 words hahahha) but WOW there's this model who has really big boobs! Ryan went around taking photos of models who are posing for shots. He even asked one pretty Hankook model to take a picture with him. Sadly he asked the wrong guy to hold the camera hahaha. Neil was too stunned by the model's beauty that he fumbled with the camera! In the end he took a blurr shot of them! What a Waste!! HAha! But these models are really admirable as they got to endure many pairs of eyes looking or even staring at them, camera flashes keep flashing away while they have to smile all day plus having to stand all day on heels too. Not easy!

Photos by Ryan:








Bikini Babe

Astro Camp

Came home pretty shagged on Saturday morning cause I just finished my last guard duty for the month. Reached home had a REALLY good bath cause every time after duty come back so smelly. Then had a light sleep. In the late afternoon about 3 pm, went to the ANE camp for a visit. Well when I reached there they were starting their station games. So as always I'll prowl all the stations for a visit. Wah I regret going to the butter hill station. Got hugged by so many people who are already soaked in a combination of butter, oil, soap, mud and other stuffs you might not want to know lol. MY CLOTHES ARE ALL DIRTY and I didn't bring any extra clothes cause I thought I'll be there for awhile only. Argg. In the end went to wash off all the dirt and waited for it to dry while being half-naked....
However I felt that this camp had quite a few problems I dun wish to say. All the seniors who are there have the same thought as mine. Great Minds think alike! Well however we are just outsiders so we can't do anything unless requested by the committee members. There's a few tears shed by some unhappy comm members, but I'm sure everything's ok. To the poor girl: I'm sure now you do know abt your weakness, but I hope that you'll try to change yourself to be more optimistic, although you can't change your character, but you can change your habits. Dun give up so easily! After that went back home after midnight as I have some impt stuffs to do the next Morning... Hehehe but in the end after I left we seniors DID something that we hope will improve every screwed up stuffs hehhe.

Music

I think I need some help with some music theory! Like how to change notes written in C to A.

WCG: World Cyber Games

Went to Suntec today to have a look at the WCG held there. It was a very big event as it's the first time that such a big worldwide event held in Singapore. WCG is like the olympics, however the participants are now competing with each other in computer games! Competitors from all over the world came to Singapore to compete for the world title championship. Some of the games officially held are Warcraft 3, Need for Speed Underground 2, Counterstrike, Fifa 2005, Dead or Alive 2 etc. Looking at world elites playing against each other with commentories blabbling away is really exciting. However, my stomach was growling away so didn't stay till the very end of the match ahhaa. Food comes first!

Main Gaming Stage


Lot's of Computers!!

Bought Lisa Ono's Best selection album today also, Just feel like listening to some Jazz to chill out.

Basic Theory

Took a 1 day off today to take my basic theory test for driving! There's a trial test and an actual test for this basic theory, usually they are on different dates, so should you fail the trial, better study harder! Haha but mine both of them are on the same day. Took the trial test at abt 5.15 pm, now the tests are all computerised so you can see your results instantly. The Trial was easy man! No sweat! Don't have to worry abt the actual test. The actual will be at 6.30 pm, so I played my gameboy advance till time's up. Ha! The power of portable games whenever you are on the go! As usual the actual was a breeze too and the female candidates taking the test are pretty too! Hahaha! Did it in 15 minutes and left. Wanted to apply for the final theory test but the stupid admin office was closed when it was suppose to close at 9 pm! *Grumble* My mom came to pick me up, when moving off I saw a pretty girl who was in the same exam room waiting for a taxi. Should have picked her up along the way. Darn!

Why Guys Whine and Girls Complain?

Care to share your Thoughts?

What a Day!

Today was a very slack and weird day. Well slack is that there's little work to be done so it's a light day although I feel very sleepy throughout the day. In the afternoon everyone in my dept gathered around and chit chat all the way till fall-out time! Then this weird part came, my mom called me saying that someone from the camp called my home asking where am I. Duh! I'm in camp lor! Why call my home when I have a handphone? I did not receive any calls on my phone also. I'm physically around walking in camp and nobody can see me? Is my camoflage skills so good that noone is able to spot me? In the end I finally found out that is the clerk looking for me *shakes head*.
After work went out with some of my friends to have dinner at billy bombers in Heeren. Well it's really filling although damn expensive. Then rushed to Plaza Singapura to catch DOOM. The movie is just for kicks only, don't expect anything spectacular. There are some funny moments where my friend got frightened at those not-supposed to be scary parts lol. Can't stop laughing at his expression! Some of thes guys are still quite young and still have a bit of child mentality where gaming is almost their life, hence pretty shut off from the world! Some are really 'suaku' about the stuff in the adult world like asking for the bill hahaha. Quite Laughable!

Relax Time

Answer to the little Green man: The Moral of the Story is..........Don't cross the road while the green man is flashing!!

Saturday

Went out with Ryan, Neil and Leroy to Plaza Singapura. We were supposed to catch some movie but too bad our schedule cannot fit to the movie timing as Ryan needs to go for guard duty tomorrow and I got a house warming to attend later. Well the funny thing is that there's lesser than normal crowd in Orchard that day. So weird. Anyway we had snack at long john before walking around to Heeren where we saw some mini fashion show. There were a few mediacorp celebrities there as well attending the small event. It seems to be a new opening of a boutique by the City Harvest Singer Sun.
After while bade farewell to the guys as I gotta go to my Staff Seargent's House Warming party as he recently just got married. He's home is really far! At Bukit Gombak area! Wah sit in the MRT until butt pain. Reached there hanged around and drinking lots of liquor. Volka Raspberry taste like Medicine! Then they tried adding coke and some chinese rice wine. It's worse!! Tastes REally REALLY BAD!!! YUCKS!!

Relaxing Time

On a little Green Island,
there's a little green house..
in e green house,
there lives a little green man..
one day..
the little green man is bathing in his little green bathtub..
then suddenly his little green doorbell rang..
the little green man wrap himself wif his little green towel..
and open his little green door..
and saw a salesgal..
jus then, his little green towel drop down..
and reveal his little green *toot*..
then salesgal got frightened away
and ran across the road..
jus then a van came pass n bang into her..
so wads e moral of e story??

Duty Done.........Shagged

I definately dun like weekend duties. It didn't rained last night which we were hoping to. Prowling in the jungle is very very very tiring cause there is a long flight of stairs up the bloody hill with an angular slope of almost 45 degrees! It seemed endless!! ARGHHH! Finally done the last shift in the morning and it's OVER!!

Healthy Lifestyle

Woo Hoo! Did a 3km leisure run in Depot today thanks to a healthy lifestyle day where all PES A, B and C1 are required to run, plus some basketball games. Today basically nothing to do but keeping yourself healthy and slacking which is good!! Hahaha!

I'll be on Leave for the whole week next week so I'll be free to relax!

PSP

Yes! Finally got my PSP! Took a half day off on Friday to collect this babe somewhere near Park Mall from Singnet. Well I can say that it's a great multimedia station! Hey but the free games they give suck. Tenchu and Puzzle Bubble? I was expecting better.

Saturday's Guitar Lesson was good. Learnt to play some major scales. My fingering wasn't so good, got some hand-eye coordination problems! I had problems keeping my fingers close to the fretboard when playing. Must Practice practice and Practice!

Mei Ren Yu

Yang Yang: Mei Ren Yu! Mei Ren Yu! Where are you?

Me: Argg! Irritating......

Yang Yang: Have you seen my Mei Ren Yu?

Me: Mei Ren Yu SI BOH???!!! (Starts whacking him)

Yang Yang: Help! hElp!!

It's very irritating to keep hearing this guy repeating and repeating his Mei Ren Yu (Although she's very pretty). Yup it's back! The long episodes of local drama featuring complicated family disputes.

Never ever say "I Don't Know"

After being posted to department, we need to always be careful when we speak to our Supervisor in there. Never ever say "I don't Know" to him cause you might never lived to see the next beautiful day again. One time he's smiling, the next thing you know he will be shouting at you until you go crazy. This was what happened today to one of my colleague during fall-in:

Sup: Where's person A?
Poor NSF: He told me he reported sick.
Sup: What clinic?
Poor NSF: I don't know (DANG DANG DANG DANG! THE END!)
Sup: Call him (Getting very HOT)
Poor NSF: (Realised he didn't bring his handphone along) OH! I forgot my Handphone!
Sup: WHAT THE HELL! YOU ^)&^$(*^()*&&%^%#^! I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY DEPT, GET OUT! I'M POSTING YOU OUT! GO AND CLEAR YOUR OFF AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Poor NSF: ...........(went to office to take his leave)

Everyone present in the falling in parade was totally shocked and startled by this sudden thunder. Took us a few seconds before recovering our senses. Somehow he's violent personality is triggered by these 3 words. He can really crap and joke with us at times but when it comes to work he's a different person esp when he hears the 3 forbidden words. Well I got a lecture from him also for telling him the wrong work plan for the day. Hell the plan was actually changed yesterday last minute and I wasn't informed at all! How would I know??!! Then started telling me some bedtime stories like what I experienced during the days in Kemin. ARGG! It's not everyday that I can know EVERYTHING you know?

2nd Movie in a row!

Watched a movie again today! This time is Deuce Bigalow! I think this is another must watch movie if you liked the first Deuce Bigalow movie! I kept laughing from the start to the end! After the movie, went for dinner at Alison hotel with Lance. There's a Japanese restaurant there which he recommended. The food there was good although it was a bit expensive, but the waiteresses are VERY PRETTY! Can't help looking at them! OK lah at least I managed to concentrate on my food. After that went home early cause there's work again tomorrow.. argh!

40 Year Old Virgin

Watched this show as the title seems very funny and interesting. And it is in fact extremely funny! You can't stop laughing while watching this as the movie shows how this poor guy gonna cope with the fact that he is a virgin. The jokes are crude but some parts are gets you laughing your guts out like waxing chest hair. Ouch! Somehow this guy looks like one of my friend. They actually have the same type of eyes!

1st Guard Duty

Friday's gonna be my 1st guard duty wonder how tired am I going to be the next day? On Saturday gonna have my first music lesson! Hope I have enough energy to stay awake after duty!

20 year old NSF Commited Suicide

Heard from my mum that a 20 year old NSF driver committed suicide due to long delay in sentencing his punishment after he got into a car accident. He just waited and waited till he chose the easy way out. I guess he can't take the stress of not knowing what kind of punishment he will get. For your info Drivers will usually get into Detention Barracks which is equivalent to jail, if they are involved in an accident. So Jail = criminal record which = refusal of entry to University. So I'm sure that every future Undergraduates are very careful not to make this kind of mistakes. With every NSF batch having a higher education, it's not surprising that one will get worried that their future will be ruined because of that. However I feel that it's extremely stupid to kill themselves over such thing. Your LIFE over a piece of paper?? Poor thing. I wonder how are the future generations are going to take this kind of stress.

I'm a Picassoist

Well have nothing to do so did a little painting.


Blue haired girl


Love at first sight?

Done by using www.mrpicassohead.com

A Little Update

Did a little update on the links and plus a new column of links to other interesting bloggers. Do take your time to explore!

Back to Tekong

Today gotta send some Ammo to Tekong, So I tagged along as an understudy and escort for the shipment. Got on the Rover and started our journey to Tekong. It's a long and slow trip cause we are not supposed to speed, only to go at 50 km/h. It's really slow as I can see all the vehicles behind us are very frustrated haha. The fun part was on the Vehicle Transport Ship. Wah moving on the sea is like a nice holiday cruise, with the wind blowing on my face through my hair. Exhilarating! It's a different feeling when you are goin back to Tekong as a Corporal. Looking at those recruits reminds me of those hard times there. Oh and I guess those 2 Superstars guys are in there as recruits now serving the Nation. Nothing beats the heat wave in Tekong, and it's really HOT today. Later went back again at a bloody slow speed, sat till my butt hurts! Tommorrow will be another day of escort services.
On the way home at the bus stop at KAP, met Jing Ting, my bio coursemate at NP. She's now in NTU, the last time I met her was at Ivy's Birthday Party although didn't have the privilege to talk to her much. Asked her abt NTU life there, somehow I'm stucked whether to go overseas to study or stay in Singapore? She encouraged me to go overseas, as it will be shorter compared to NTU of 4 years. However I'll be all alone there, no one with me. Or NTU? I'm really in a dilemma. How much will change after 1.5 years?