Chicken Little Spotted in Singapore!!

Hmmm seems that Chicken little has secretly arrived in Singapore to Save the World! Do the Numa Numa Ye!

Big Boyz Toyz

Tra la la! Went out with Ryan and Neil today to the EXPO for an exhibition called the Big Boyz Toyz! There also have the SITEX Exhibition! First is SITEX where inside they are selling lots of printers, monitors, laptops and mp3 gadgets. However I dun really need those items so it's not really interesting.. Even there's no babes at all. Hey but Big Boyz Toyz is different! It's what the title suggested, FOr the BIG BOyZ! Inside consisted of Babes and Cars! However must pay to go in lah. $8 bucks for SAFRA members. Well Ryan wanted to go in to shoot some photos of Bikini babes cause there's a competition held there. Met Lynn in there as she's working as........no not a model, but a promoter for a GPS road guide system. I think it's quite an nice show for us as there are some really nice eyecandies for us to look at especially the models from a company who makes car rims called HanKook. It's not really nice to say this (NC16 words hahahha) but WOW there's this model who has really big boobs! Ryan went around taking photos of models who are posing for shots. He even asked one pretty Hankook model to take a picture with him. Sadly he asked the wrong guy to hold the camera hahaha. Neil was too stunned by the model's beauty that he fumbled with the camera! In the end he took a blurr shot of them! What a Waste!! HAha! But these models are really admirable as they got to endure many pairs of eyes looking or even staring at them, camera flashes keep flashing away while they have to smile all day plus having to stand all day on heels too. Not easy!

Photos by Ryan:








Bikini Babe

Astro Camp

Came home pretty shagged on Saturday morning cause I just finished my last guard duty for the month. Reached home had a REALLY good bath cause every time after duty come back so smelly. Then had a light sleep. In the late afternoon about 3 pm, went to the ANE camp for a visit. Well when I reached there they were starting their station games. So as always I'll prowl all the stations for a visit. Wah I regret going to the butter hill station. Got hugged by so many people who are already soaked in a combination of butter, oil, soap, mud and other stuffs you might not want to know lol. MY CLOTHES ARE ALL DIRTY and I didn't bring any extra clothes cause I thought I'll be there for awhile only. Argg. In the end went to wash off all the dirt and waited for it to dry while being half-naked....
However I felt that this camp had quite a few problems I dun wish to say. All the seniors who are there have the same thought as mine. Great Minds think alike! Well however we are just outsiders so we can't do anything unless requested by the committee members. There's a few tears shed by some unhappy comm members, but I'm sure everything's ok. To the poor girl: I'm sure now you do know abt your weakness, but I hope that you'll try to change yourself to be more optimistic, although you can't change your character, but you can change your habits. Dun give up so easily! After that went back home after midnight as I have some impt stuffs to do the next Morning... Hehehe but in the end after I left we seniors DID something that we hope will improve every screwed up stuffs hehhe.

Music

I think I need some help with some music theory! Like how to change notes written in C to A.

WCG: World Cyber Games

Went to Suntec today to have a look at the WCG held there. It was a very big event as it's the first time that such a big worldwide event held in Singapore. WCG is like the olympics, however the participants are now competing with each other in computer games! Competitors from all over the world came to Singapore to compete for the world title championship. Some of the games officially held are Warcraft 3, Need for Speed Underground 2, Counterstrike, Fifa 2005, Dead or Alive 2 etc. Looking at world elites playing against each other with commentories blabbling away is really exciting. However, my stomach was growling away so didn't stay till the very end of the match ahhaa. Food comes first!

Main Gaming Stage


Lot's of Computers!!

Bought Lisa Ono's Best selection album today also, Just feel like listening to some Jazz to chill out.

Basic Theory

Took a 1 day off today to take my basic theory test for driving! There's a trial test and an actual test for this basic theory, usually they are on different dates, so should you fail the trial, better study harder! Haha but mine both of them are on the same day. Took the trial test at abt 5.15 pm, now the tests are all computerised so you can see your results instantly. The Trial was easy man! No sweat! Don't have to worry abt the actual test. The actual will be at 6.30 pm, so I played my gameboy advance till time's up. Ha! The power of portable games whenever you are on the go! As usual the actual was a breeze too and the female candidates taking the test are pretty too! Hahaha! Did it in 15 minutes and left. Wanted to apply for the final theory test but the stupid admin office was closed when it was suppose to close at 9 pm! *Grumble* My mom came to pick me up, when moving off I saw a pretty girl who was in the same exam room waiting for a taxi. Should have picked her up along the way. Darn!

Why Guys Whine and Girls Complain?

Care to share your Thoughts?

What a Day!

Today was a very slack and weird day. Well slack is that there's little work to be done so it's a light day although I feel very sleepy throughout the day. In the afternoon everyone in my dept gathered around and chit chat all the way till fall-out time! Then this weird part came, my mom called me saying that someone from the camp called my home asking where am I. Duh! I'm in camp lor! Why call my home when I have a handphone? I did not receive any calls on my phone also. I'm physically around walking in camp and nobody can see me? Is my camoflage skills so good that noone is able to spot me? In the end I finally found out that is the clerk looking for me *shakes head*.
After work went out with some of my friends to have dinner at billy bombers in Heeren. Well it's really filling although damn expensive. Then rushed to Plaza Singapura to catch DOOM. The movie is just for kicks only, don't expect anything spectacular. There are some funny moments where my friend got frightened at those not-supposed to be scary parts lol. Can't stop laughing at his expression! Some of thes guys are still quite young and still have a bit of child mentality where gaming is almost their life, hence pretty shut off from the world! Some are really 'suaku' about the stuff in the adult world like asking for the bill hahaha. Quite Laughable!

Relax Time

Answer to the little Green man: The Moral of the Story is..........Don't cross the road while the green man is flashing!!

Saturday

Went out with Ryan, Neil and Leroy to Plaza Singapura. We were supposed to catch some movie but too bad our schedule cannot fit to the movie timing as Ryan needs to go for guard duty tomorrow and I got a house warming to attend later. Well the funny thing is that there's lesser than normal crowd in Orchard that day. So weird. Anyway we had snack at long john before walking around to Heeren where we saw some mini fashion show. There were a few mediacorp celebrities there as well attending the small event. It seems to be a new opening of a boutique by the City Harvest Singer Sun.
After while bade farewell to the guys as I gotta go to my Staff Seargent's House Warming party as he recently just got married. He's home is really far! At Bukit Gombak area! Wah sit in the MRT until butt pain. Reached there hanged around and drinking lots of liquor. Volka Raspberry taste like Medicine! Then they tried adding coke and some chinese rice wine. It's worse!! Tastes REally REALLY BAD!!! YUCKS!!

Relaxing Time

On a little Green Island,
there's a little green house..
in e green house,
there lives a little green man..
one day..
the little green man is bathing in his little green bathtub..
then suddenly his little green doorbell rang..
the little green man wrap himself wif his little green towel..
and open his little green door..
and saw a salesgal..
jus then, his little green towel drop down..
and reveal his little green *toot*..
then salesgal got frightened away
and ran across the road..
jus then a van came pass n bang into her..
so wads e moral of e story??

Duty Done.........Shagged

I definately dun like weekend duties. It didn't rained last night which we were hoping to. Prowling in the jungle is very very very tiring cause there is a long flight of stairs up the bloody hill with an angular slope of almost 45 degrees! It seemed endless!! ARGHHH! Finally done the last shift in the morning and it's OVER!!

Healthy Lifestyle

Woo Hoo! Did a 3km leisure run in Depot today thanks to a healthy lifestyle day where all PES A, B and C1 are required to run, plus some basketball games. Today basically nothing to do but keeping yourself healthy and slacking which is good!! Hahaha!

I'll be on Leave for the whole week next week so I'll be free to relax!

PSP

Yes! Finally got my PSP! Took a half day off on Friday to collect this babe somewhere near Park Mall from Singnet. Well I can say that it's a great multimedia station! Hey but the free games they give suck. Tenchu and Puzzle Bubble? I was expecting better.

Saturday's Guitar Lesson was good. Learnt to play some major scales. My fingering wasn't so good, got some hand-eye coordination problems! I had problems keeping my fingers close to the fretboard when playing. Must Practice practice and Practice!

Mei Ren Yu

Yang Yang: Mei Ren Yu! Mei Ren Yu! Where are you?

Me: Argg! Irritating......

Yang Yang: Have you seen my Mei Ren Yu?

Me: Mei Ren Yu SI BOH???!!! (Starts whacking him)

Yang Yang: Help! hElp!!

It's very irritating to keep hearing this guy repeating and repeating his Mei Ren Yu (Although she's very pretty). Yup it's back! The long episodes of local drama featuring complicated family disputes.

Never ever say "I Don't Know"

After being posted to department, we need to always be careful when we speak to our Supervisor in there. Never ever say "I don't Know" to him cause you might never lived to see the next beautiful day again. One time he's smiling, the next thing you know he will be shouting at you until you go crazy. This was what happened today to one of my colleague during fall-in:

Sup: Where's person A?
Poor NSF: He told me he reported sick.
Sup: What clinic?
Poor NSF: I don't know (DANG DANG DANG DANG! THE END!)
Sup: Call him (Getting very HOT)
Poor NSF: (Realised he didn't bring his handphone along) OH! I forgot my Handphone!
Sup: WHAT THE HELL! YOU ^)&^$(*^()*&&%^%#^! I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY DEPT, GET OUT! I'M POSTING YOU OUT! GO AND CLEAR YOUR OFF AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Poor NSF: ...........(went to office to take his leave)

Everyone present in the falling in parade was totally shocked and startled by this sudden thunder. Took us a few seconds before recovering our senses. Somehow he's violent personality is triggered by these 3 words. He can really crap and joke with us at times but when it comes to work he's a different person esp when he hears the 3 forbidden words. Well I got a lecture from him also for telling him the wrong work plan for the day. Hell the plan was actually changed yesterday last minute and I wasn't informed at all! How would I know??!! Then started telling me some bedtime stories like what I experienced during the days in Kemin. ARGG! It's not everyday that I can know EVERYTHING you know?

2nd Movie in a row!

Watched a movie again today! This time is Deuce Bigalow! I think this is another must watch movie if you liked the first Deuce Bigalow movie! I kept laughing from the start to the end! After the movie, went for dinner at Alison hotel with Lance. There's a Japanese restaurant there which he recommended. The food there was good although it was a bit expensive, but the waiteresses are VERY PRETTY! Can't help looking at them! OK lah at least I managed to concentrate on my food. After that went home early cause there's work again tomorrow.. argh!

40 Year Old Virgin

Watched this show as the title seems very funny and interesting. And it is in fact extremely funny! You can't stop laughing while watching this as the movie shows how this poor guy gonna cope with the fact that he is a virgin. The jokes are crude but some parts are gets you laughing your guts out like waxing chest hair. Ouch! Somehow this guy looks like one of my friend. They actually have the same type of eyes!

1st Guard Duty

Friday's gonna be my 1st guard duty wonder how tired am I going to be the next day? On Saturday gonna have my first music lesson! Hope I have enough energy to stay awake after duty!

20 year old NSF Commited Suicide

Heard from my mum that a 20 year old NSF driver committed suicide due to long delay in sentencing his punishment after he got into a car accident. He just waited and waited till he chose the easy way out. I guess he can't take the stress of not knowing what kind of punishment he will get. For your info Drivers will usually get into Detention Barracks which is equivalent to jail, if they are involved in an accident. So Jail = criminal record which = refusal of entry to University. So I'm sure that every future Undergraduates are very careful not to make this kind of mistakes. With every NSF batch having a higher education, it's not surprising that one will get worried that their future will be ruined because of that. However I feel that it's extremely stupid to kill themselves over such thing. Your LIFE over a piece of paper?? Poor thing. I wonder how are the future generations are going to take this kind of stress.