I'm not your maid

Met another type of customer today:

The "I have no hands" customer: They expect you to be their slave and seems that everything should be done by you, even it is just writing a simple name or number when they are actually literate. Please bring your maid from your own home!

I'm not your fucking prostitute

Just today, the mass of customers is really overwhelming. It's like a mad house! Imagine a bank with almost 100 over people trying to fight over a queue or keep asking stupid questions, or fucking you for not doing something which is not even in your job scope. Screaming customers, pitiful customers, angry customers, stubborn customers. Almost seen it all today. Well sometimes I can understand their situation where the bank didn't even give them a clear instructions, but some just dun even bother to read the letter which the bank sent. Idiot. Some of the Perm staffs are really BITCH, just keep tell you to do this, do that and she herself just stand at one corner looking at the show. Anyway the process is really fucked up. It comes down to one thing - miscommunication. The ones who is overseeing this exercise don't even bother to update the branches on what is happening.

Here are some of the customers I met and seen:

The "when is my turn?" customer: This one will come to you every 5 minutes to ask you when will be his/her turn even you told her that hers will be next in 2 hours time. Irritating.

The Patient customer: He/She will be willing to wait till the end of time even you told them that it might take forever to wait. Probably has all the time they have in the world. Good and willing to listen to your instructions.

The "I have a lunch appointment" customer: These are fuckers, they will demand that they must be served as fast as possible and stop nothing to keep complaining and demanding that they have to right to be served first even though they are just a normal customer.

The "queue jumper": Another fucker, this one jumped the queue and even demand that they have the right to jump the queue, making other poor people unhappy.

The "I don't care" customer: These just don't listen what you explain to them, even it is the procedure. They just demand what they want it to be done. Deaf.

The "Please Fuck me" customer: Enough said, their looks is enough for you to pok them in the face - even they done nothing wrong.

Days in OCBC

I'm tired. Even though it's just been only 3 days, but I'm really tired from standing for 7 hours a day, talking to customers, trying your best to please them. Worse, you get fucked by them for just doing your job. You just dread to meet this kind of customers especially when they thought they are rich and deserved to be treated like a king. Sad sad sad there's nothing to look forward to, not pay, not weekends. Only can look forward to finishing the contract which is the end of June and a vacation.

May Day Eve

Met up with Neil and Cherie for a soupy dinner at the Soup Spoon in Raffles place. The soup is nice and filling, it's a BIG bowl of soup. I guess you can get full just by drinking the soup. There's clam chowder, mushroom soup and a few others I can't remember. The sandwiches are ok. Nothing nice. It's a pretty filling and good meal. After that went to cold storage for a lesson on HAM by Mr "HAM" seller Neil. I was wondering what's the difference between shaved and unshaved ham. At least unshaved ham wasn't a ham with hairs growing out from it. Same old walk to the Esplanade and home.

Funny Cartoon

Another Pyschology Test

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Only You

This really brings back memories...

Quality Test

有人问我how domdom is tested. Here's how:

在眾多測試中，相信空氣膨漲測試最為重要。而杜蕾斯每一批安全套都必須經過這項測試。這個測試的內容是要把空氣不斷充入安全套內，直至極限為止。目的是要測試安全套的彈性及強韌度。基本上，一般的杜蕾斯安全套可容納大約40公升的空氣，相等於9加侖水。

通過電子測試後，會在每批安全套中抽取已經通過了品質確認的樣本再進行測試。首先於每一個安全套內注入300毫升水，然後吊起三分鐘。之後，再用油墨紙進行液體洩漏測試。如果發現有多過一個小瑕疵，整批安全套都會被丟棄。

另外，我們會再額外抽出幾個樣本進行尺碼及厚度測試、
人為的破壞測試及溫度上升測試，確保安全套在五年的保存期內仍能夠保持良好品質.

No Plastic Bag Day

Seems today is the start of the "NO Plastic Bags Day". Major supermarkets are either encouraging the shoppers to bring their own shopping bag or by charging $0.10 for every plastic bag used. It's a move to try to minimize wastage of plastic bags for environmental benefit. However due to the inconvenience of not having plastic bags, many seems to be unhappy. But it's a start to save the environment.

How possessive are you?

The results are out here.

Back to HK

Phone calls and tears...

Waited and watch the plane taxi away...

Miss you again..

Songs Of The Sea

Went with LP to for a romantic night in Sentosa. Watched the new attraction "Songs of the Sea". I enjoyed it very much! Although the starting was pretty lame, but later once in the main story, there's a whole lot of spectacle of lights, lasers, music, fire and water. The projection of image on the water was very nice, and the laser show was really pretty. At the finale, there's a mix of fountain show and even fireworks! Very very nice. It's worth to take a look there for a night of sensual viewing and exploring Sentosa in the night.

Pictures from sentosa's website (Damn forget to bring the camera along!):

200 Pounds Beatuy

Expecting korean soap operas? This movie surpassed my expectations. It's funny, lighthearted, and touching to some tissue users out there. The background is about Hanna who is a the ghost singer for pop idol Ammy and a popular phone sex partner, the bright and lovable Hanna Kang (Kim Ah Jung) attracts everyone with her beautiful voice. But in real life, she is overlooked and made fun of because of her obesity. She secretly likes producer Sang Jun (Ju Jin Mo), but does not have the courage to tell him. When a malicious joke leaves her humiliated and heartbroken, Hanna makes a drastic decision: full-body plastic surgery. Months later, a slim and drop-dead gorgeous Hanna saunters into auditions, and easily wins over Sang Jun with her beautiful looks and voice. With her newfound beauty, Hanna gets everything she's ever wanted, including fame and love. But what will everyone think when they discover her true identity, and the secret behind her transformation? (From Wikipedia)
During the whole show I was laughing away at the stupid antics and jokes. It's really engaging to watch! Felt that it's one of the better korean slapstick laughing shows that I watched. Watch with your friends, or your partner and enjoy this lighthearted movie!

Recommended to watch!! (4/5 stars)

Another Profile Test

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This is what I got:

You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share. But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person.

You enjoy taking part in anything that may constitute fun and excitement. You need to be stimulated and need to feel that 'Life is worth living' and you are awaiting that stimulation and you don't particularly care where it comes from!

You are a dreamer and you seek perfection in any relationship that you may establish. Some of your ideas and standards are over the top so it may be a good idea to review your perception of life and accept people for what they are - not for what you would like them to be.

You are being unduly influenced by the situation that is all around you. You do not like the feeling of loneliness and whatever it is that seems to separate you from others. You know that life can be wonderful and you are anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to live it to the full. You therefore resent any restriction or limitations that are being imposed on you and you insist on going it alone.

You wish to be left in peace... no more conflict and no more differences of opinion. In fact you just don't want to be involved in arguments of any shape or form. All you want is for 'them' to get on with it - and to leave you alone.

Pinky Shows Your Character

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Be With You

I can't sleep last night, spent the whole night tossing and turning.


Crazy! But.......



So happy and excited.

Handphone Perverts

Recently read about an incident regarding my friend being a victim of the famous "handphone perverts". Poor girl, although there's no way to confirm whether the person is really taking pot shots at you or typing messages on his phone. Worse you might never know when you'll be famous at some website like www.sggirls.com. Well there's nothing wrong about girls pampering themselves by wearing clothes that shows their assets and sexiness.

In the equation of mother nature, men are attracted to how attractive a woman looks. As you can say, girls dress to attract the attention of guys they fancy or for their boyfriends. Every guy will be sure to glance at your dressing style, makes you feel good to be attractive isn't it? Of course if your appearance and dressing fails then it's another kind of attention that guy won't want to look at the second time. Of course, what are the prime areas which guys will be attracted to?

Face, assets and legs.

Face it, we guys love them. Alas, there will be guys who are worse which have gone to a level lower just to satisfy their desires. With the improvement and miniaturization of imaging technology, it's no longer a feast for the eyes. It's a feast for all to see and keep. I just wonder why will these sick people will take a photo of girls they see? For their personal collection? Or something else? Is that why there there is now a higher incidences of "upskirts" cases? It's just sick, making girls now feel so insecure. But it's always good to take precautionary measure against these perverts so they won't get their chances. What do you think?

4 April

Someone just committed suicide at my block! Can see the body is covered up and policemen standing around waiting for the coroner. How shitty can it get. My block isn't the highest floor at all. Maybe that person slipped and fell of her balcony..

Psychology Test

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Monday Blues

Felt low today...

But thanks lp

I'm feeling better now