Relaxed Week

This week is heaven for me. No need to worry about work, just sleep, eat, surf net and sleep. Cool. Plus get to go home on time every day! Where am I? Well I'm on course now in some military school. Really never had such a nice sleep during weekdays. Haha! BUt the cookhouse food this week is like SHIT. SO bland, no taste!!! Cause the usual cook has gone on leave so some other cook is taking over. Arhh hope he comes back next week.

Congrats to Dear

Congrats to Shirely for getting a Summer job in Ernst & Young! After so much worrying and almost desperation, she finally received the good news today. So Happy for you!

Am I such a Flirt??? Hahha!

Was bored and got nothing to do so... hahahha!

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Huh! I'm such an effective flirt that I don't even realised I'm flirting?? WOW power!

The League's Glam Night

It's the League's Glam Night Out on Saturday! After my guitar lessons, met Neil at City Hall to buy Ryan's Birthday present. WEll we took a walk in the PC Show in Suntec before deciding on a Laptop bag for him. It looks damn nice! Should be very useful for him when he goes to NTU for studies. And Yah walking through the PC show on a Saturday can DIE. CAnnoT BreathE!! Totally PACKED with people which we have to wrestle through them. Whew! Neil came over to my house after that to use the computer to play some computer games. 7 pm. Met the gang at City Hall, then off to the esplanade to watch some outdoor concert by some Australian Band. Wonderful Concert! The music really got us grooving. Dinner was at Le Baroque in Chijmes. Nice food, but the live band really sucks. Still prefer UnXpected in Wala Wala. There was a soccer match too. England vs Jamica. England 6-0. They Kicked Jamican butt! LOL. After dinner, Ryan and Neil went home while the rest of us went to Dbl O for Clubbing. The place was really crowded! Oh yah the drinks there are cheap but didn't drink at all. Dun wanna have beer belly. Haha! Then went down to O Bar. Stayed there to dance. Yucks I saw someone PUkeD on the dancefloor! Luckily was still very far away from the accident area haha! Partied till 2 am before heading home with Leroy, Peishan and Marcus.

Rollerblading in Army Camp

Well today is the last day I'll be in camp before I'm going for MATT course which will be for 2 weeks. BUT on the last day also can't relax, cause suddenly shit comes falling down from the sky just like that. Surprise attack!!! Gotta do some decision making and trying to solve the problem. THere's no officer or Regular to help solve. Somehow as NSF together we are able to work together to solve a problem instead of shifting the blame. However there's still blaming to be done, if not there won't be such stuff happening. In the evening, there's a mass rollerblading session for all specialists with instructors to teach. It's quite fun as it's my first time learning how to rollerblade. But still not good enough to skate round like normal. Haha! After that there's some Dumpling eating session, bah just ate some to make myself full. Getting out of camp was the problem cause there's no transport down. Luckily got Chaozhi to give us a ride downhill!

AHM Training

Today was the start of AHM (Army Half Marathon) training. 3 km run will the the start of the training program. A leisure jog in the morning feels so good! But later in the afternoon felt so sleepy! All energy drained into jogging, just need to recharge the energy lost. WEll, Thursday will be another run in which will be increased to 5 km. Soon will be a 21 km training run. Tsk.

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?

Half-Day Today!

Got a free half day today due to our commander who was very happy with the success of the inaurigation ceremony. Left the camp at 12.30 pm. But have to go back later in the night due to my range duty. Haven't watched any movies lately!!! Da Vinci Code, Over the Hedge, X-Men 3! Haven't watch! SUCKS!!

Hard GAY

Was watching this Japanese variety show on YouTube called Hard Gay. The show is about a Gay going around Japan doing hilarious and ridiculous stuffs like scaring people on the streets! It's really funny when you watch it. Of course I don't think he's really gay though haha!

Inaurigation Ceremony

Today is the Inaurigation Ceremony of my Ammo Base. It's a day where my base will be serving the air, the land and the sea, which is the Airforce, Army and Navy. We call it the tri-service. So today onwards will be EVEN more busy cause we will be serving 3 armies instead of 1. Gosh. Well today is the ceremony so it's quite a big hoo ha as there's all the high ranking officers coming down for the ceremony. So in the morning all 3rd seargents became rubbish cleaners and odd-job workers (sai kang warriors). We were split up into teams doing different sai kangs. I was in the tentage team, so we had to set up seats for the VIPs and the rest of the people. And we have to arrange the chairs with SUCH precision that every chair is aligned to the exact cm! YES it is that exact! OMG spent the whole morning arranging chairs lah. And all the effort goes into the drain in just 15 mins cause that's the duration of the ceremony. It's really fast! OK lah get to go home early at least!

Singapore Idol

Yesterday was showing Singapore Idol. Had a great time laughing at those shameless people trying to gain at least 1 minute of fame! One of them is this! The Most Dramatic Singing!

Singapore Idol

Yesterday was showing Singapore Idol. Had a great time laughing at those shameless people trying to gain at least 1 minute of fame! One of them is this! The Most Dramatic Singing!

Depleting Energy

I don't know why, but recently my level of energy has decreased a lot. Once Monday starts I'll start having dark rings around my eyes. The tiredness of working in a shitty camp and the lack of sleep just to go to camp. The only recharge I have is during weekends. Wanted to watch Da Vinci Code today but the theatres are fully booked. Not even a single good sit. Stayed at home to practice my guitar plus playing Oblivion. Any nice book to recommend reading?

Argh can't wait for ORD!!!

Your Heart Is Red

You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart. Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person! Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense What you bring to relationships: Honesty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Funny 'O' level answers

Funny Exam Answers

As a teacher I mark 1000s of exam papers every year, generally this is pretty boring but it can be enlivened by spelling errors and other daft ideas.These are actual answers to English GCSE exams taken by 16 year olds.

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Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

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In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

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Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

* In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

* Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

* It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

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During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

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The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

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My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.

“ Jesus, Please Help Me.”

I wanted to give it at least one mark, but it wasn’t in the mark scheme.

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Funny Science Exam Answers

# When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
# The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
# A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
# When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
# For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
# The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
# Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
# Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
# To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
# Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
# To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
# Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
# Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.

# Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
# H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
# Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
# Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
# Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
# For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
# To prevent contraception use a condominium.
# Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Super Funny Japanese Comedy!

A lesson of English Lesson with a twist! And they are not supposed to laugh!!

SSP Outing

Having a SSP, which is my department, outing today. Reached Marina South at 2.30 pm but have to wait for some more of the people to arrived. Well our outing is playing arcade the whole day and have steamboat dinner in the night. Play and Play and Play until night where we had steamboat dinner at 'zhen fa live seafood'. They serve live prawns and crab!! But don't dare to cook it live as it's really terrible to see live prawns jumping on the hot plate. Ouch! Well ate until about 8.30 pm before going home with a full belly!

A Day To Remember

A day to remember today!

Sick 病

Felt so sick the whole day today. Having running nose and as the day goes by it gets worse. Plus today have to OT cause of some stupid unit keep making stupid mistakes that we have to wait for them to redo and redo AND REDO. FOR 5 FREAKING TIMES. BLOODY HELL. Wanna Kill them!

Friday Night!

It's a Friday! Our whole department took a half day off since there is no work for us. Went home and sleep for a while before heading out in the evening for dinner with my camp mates at the Esplanade. Ate at the glutton Bay, eating hokkien mee! Delicious!!! It's really really nice! After that went to Philanders for a beer where they serve beer in 1L mugs. It's really a BIG Mug. But I ordered the 0.5L mug cause 1L is just too much for me. The beer will turn warm before I could finish it. Prefer a nice cold beer! Hitched a ride with a friend home, but before that they detoured to Geylang to look at the red light district night life. Drove into those small alleyways where there's those budget hotels littered with prositutes. It's really shocking to see so much of them! It's more shocking that some of them are very pretty and look like those demure girls! And as usual, those alleys are littered with perverted men looking for a great time. Reached home at 12. Tomorrow is our Singapore's Polling Day!